Yesterday I got a communication from a reader asserting his total faith in mail inferiority.
After serious consideration I’ve decided that he is write, er, right. The mail is inferior.
Clearly mail carriers should be locked in chastity belts and denied orgasms unless they deliver the mail on time.
Originally posted 2009-01-31 08:00:16. Republished by Blog Post Promoter
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You rock. Thanks for the laugh!
I suggest to lock the mail up in a special cage and we call it a mail box
Can we see this comunacation?
Sorry, deleted it.
Of course, the argument can (and probably will) be made that males are stupid anyway, and this just proves it.
It’s kinda like stepping on ants instead of hunting tigers. No Woman worth Her salt really wants to dominate a dope; it’s no challenge and no satisfaction. But when She conquers a really smart, strong and thoughtful male creature, She’s accomplished something. And besides, when She tells it to do something, it’s less likely to mess it up if it has some brains. And when She wants to take a break from FD, She has a companion who can make intelligent conversation.